This is just some of the stuff I like.
man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.
write a book
(via fruits-of-arcadia)@3 weeks ago with 119512 notes
@2 weeks ago with 8952 notesRealizing you’ll never have homework again:
But then getting a job:
Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything
(via fruits-of-arcadia)@3 weeks ago with 98299 notes
Whenever I get period cramps
I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…
do periods really hurt? In 5th grade sex ed, we learned that it didn’t hurt.
Did that teacher get fired?
did you have sex ed in texas?
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