June 2012
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Dr. Sheldon Cooper's Joke of the Day: June 2, 2012
drsheldoncooperphd:
I have a great idea. Why don’t we take all of these terrible chemistry jokes, and just Barium?
May 2012
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anditslove:
What I got from this: WHAT?!?!!!!!!!! I CAN JUST GOOGLE SUPER MARIO BROS AND I CAN PLAY IT ON MY COMPUTER!!!!???!!!!!!
For those who don't want to be found by facebook...
gingerarchaeologist:
1. Go to your preferences.
2. Under your email address there is a box that says ‘let people I don’t ever want seeing my blog stalk the shit out of me’ or something along those lines.
3. Uncheck that shit.
4. Change your email if you’re still paranoid.
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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who...
artninja-mcrockviking:
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex. Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….
Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
teikhorrpai:
thelordofthebutts:
welcome to night blogging, where the posts are shit and the notes don’t matter
Whose Tumblr Is It Anyway
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limmy-log:
Weekend Update Favorites: May 19, 2012 (Saturday Night Live) (by NBC)
The last two jokes killed me. One of the best weekend updates for suresies.
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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
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Laughing at something
sodamnrelatable:
Expectation:
Reality:
via sodamnrelatable
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And I don’t even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all...
– Hannah, Girls (via dani-sometimes)
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Reblog this if you are literally suprised when...
then I’m like:
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A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
– Irish Proverb (via anditslove)
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EASY A, directed by Will Gluck (2010)
‘I’d be the dirtiest skank they’d ever seen.’
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Dr. Sheldon Cooper's Joke of the Day: May 15, 2012
drsheldoncooperphd:
What makes Geologists happy? When people take their work for granite.
All my bookmarks are gone! I can't remember half...
edit: GODDAMNIT! I just realized how serious this is!! I bookmark EVERYTHING! I’VE lost HUNDREDS OF BOOKMARKS!!!!
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Clue May Shed Light on 'Lost Colony' →
on-anthropology:
Researchers believe they have found a possible clue to what happened to the 16th century Roanoke settlers. (CNN video)
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Sometimes a day is a symbolic day, and you behave symbolically. Sometimes you...
– Hilary Thayer Hamann, Anthropology of an American Girl (via beebopshoowop)
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"Well, I started out in anthropology"
Ty Burr: When you're in there creating the nitty-gritty of the "Star Wars" universe, figuring out how an inhabitant of a given planet might evolve a given way, do you feel like you're playing god?
George Lucas: Well, I started out in anthropology, so to me how society works, how people put themselves together and make things work, has always been a big interest. Which is where mythology comes from, where religion comes from, where social structure comes from.
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